I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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