so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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