well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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