Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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