i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just found puke in my bra..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My feet surprised me
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