In the future we'll all be gay
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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