The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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