bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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