And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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