i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
