You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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