i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
im on a boat
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