There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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