If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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