? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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