Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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