You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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