So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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