Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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