Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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