big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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