I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
