Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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