week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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