Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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