my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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