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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I cannot find my penis.

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(386): View more from Florida

Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved

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(818): View more from California

Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.

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(816): View more from Missouri

After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.

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(587): View more from Alberta

Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea

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(847): View more from Illinois

If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it

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(417): View more from Missouri

I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I chugged that bitch with a dip in.

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You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.

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(312): View more from Illinois

on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life

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