what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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