Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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