What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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