are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Randomize
