i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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