Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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