I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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