I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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