there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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