Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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