Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Randomize
