Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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