Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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