Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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