Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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