lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I wear drunk well.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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