i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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