worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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