dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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