At least make sure they are 18
Why
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
are you so shy because you have an std?
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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