I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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