Dual....:-)
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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