Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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